Saturday, August 11, 2012

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

It Spoke To Me

You're holding the right company when your peer calls a Buddhist poem "So street."

Or possibly the dumbest company.

It all depends on perspective.


Poem in question: White Hair by Ch'i Chi

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Annoying People

What's worse than a high volume speaker?

A high volume speaker spouting stereotypes with confidence and based off two incidents in their life.

I do believe I saw an awkward turtle swim by in class with my very eyes.

P.S.

If you're going to spout stereotypes about a race (or group of people in general) it's probably best not to do in a room full of that race (group of people).

Or at all.

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

女子寮

Nothing funnier than your teacher searching for pictures in google to explain a Japanese word and soft core porn appearing on the screen for all to see.

Friday, February 10, 2012

Crazy Things Students Say

While talking about the Goddess Sitala:

Teacher: She is the Goddess of Small Pox.

Student 1: Is she the goddess of chicken pox, too?

Teacher: All pox.

Student 1: All pox? ....Cow pox...

Student 2: Tupac.