Wednesday, February 29, 2012

It Spoke To Me

You're holding the right company when your peer calls a Buddhist poem "So street."

Or possibly the dumbest company.

It all depends on perspective.


Poem in question: White Hair by Ch'i Chi

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Annoying People

What's worse than a high volume speaker?

A high volume speaker spouting stereotypes with confidence and based off two incidents in their life.

I do believe I saw an awkward turtle swim by in class with my very eyes.

P.S.

If you're going to spout stereotypes about a race (or group of people in general) it's probably best not to do in a room full of that race (group of people).

Or at all.

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

女子寮

Nothing funnier than your teacher searching for pictures in google to explain a Japanese word and soft core porn appearing on the screen for all to see.

Friday, February 10, 2012

Crazy Things Students Say

While talking about the Goddess Sitala:

Teacher: She is the Goddess of Small Pox.

Student 1: Is she the goddess of chicken pox, too?

Teacher: All pox.

Student 1: All pox? ....Cow pox...

Student 2: Tupac.

Thursday, February 2, 2012

Crazy Things Teachers Say

In The Flea's class of Korean Rituals and Religions, the teacher usually doesn't get many answers out of the class. But that's what you get when most of the class is crickets.

 "What did you think of Wallraven?"

 *silence*

 "I'm batting my eyelashes. Come hither~ Or rather Speak hither~"

 And while on the topic of Confucianism:
 "This is getting really metaphysical now. What is the universe? Is it a turtle? No."