Gangnam Style

Because apparently the world is watching

It Spoke To Me

You're holding the right company when your peer calls a Buddhist poem "So street."

Or possibly the dumbest company.

It all depends on perspective.


Poem in question: White Hair by Ch'i Chi

Annoying People

What's worse than a high volume speaker?

A high volume speaker spouting stereotypes with confidence and based off two incidents in their life.

I do believe I saw an awkward turtle swim by in class with my very eyes.

P.S.

If you're going to spout stereotypes about a race (or group of people in general) it's probably best not to do in a room full of that race (group of people).

Or at all.

女子寮

Nothing funnier than your teacher searching for pictures in google to explain a Japanese word and soft core porn appearing on the screen for all to see.

Comics/Art/Etc.

The Flea loves Penguins.

Here are penguins.

http://pengymaster.tumblr.com/

Crazy Things Students Say

While talking about the Goddess Sitala:

Teacher: She is the Goddess of Small Pox.

Student 1: Is she the goddess of chicken pox, too?

Teacher: All pox.

Student 1: All pox? ....Cow pox...

Student 2: Tupac.

Crazy Things Teachers Say

In The Flea's class of Korean Rituals and Religions, the teacher usually doesn't get many answers out of the class. But that's what you get when most of the class is crickets.

 "What did you think of Wallraven?"

 *silence*

 "I'm batting my eyelashes. Come hither~ Or rather Speak hither~"

 And while on the topic of Confucianism:
 "This is getting really metaphysical now. What is the universe? Is it a turtle? No."

Music Video - Miryo

Ways to Mess With People

Since we're on the subject of my English teacher from my senior year in high school, I thought I might as well give out his secrets on how to mess with your class by giving examples done by him. I will do this as a dialogue.

Teacher: [After telling us about himself on the first day...] I think I'll bring my dog tomorrow! Would you guys like that?

Students: What? Can you do that? Don't you have to get permission?

Teacher: Don't worry about it! I can totally bring her.

- The next day -

Teacher: As promised~ I brought my dog with me. [He proceeds to stand there and grin.]

Students: Where is she? We don't see her.... Yeah, you lied!

Teacher: Nope! I brought her. And she's right here! [He bends behind the desk and places a jar and dog collar on top]

I'm sure you can guess what it was and what our reaction came to be.

No?

It was a jar full of his dog's ashes. He didn't lie...he brought his dog to class.

Life Lessons #2

"You haven't lived until you've been arrested by a repeat offender cop."

Music Video - 2NE1

I feel I must share my musical interests from time to time. So for the first share The Flea will give a taste of what my self esteem is like.

Just kidding.

My self esteem isn't that high.

....내가 제일 잘 나가

Life Lessons #1

     As I was pondering things I came to realize just how many life lessons my English teacher my senior year taught me. I've decided to share one with you for now. When I remember the others I'll be sure to share. Here it is. Take from it what you will.

"If she tells you she loves you while you hold her hair and she's bent over the toilet....

Run."

Neil Gaiman on Piracy

The Flea believes Neil Gaiman is worthy of the first real post. Why? Because he's Neil Gaiman. I'll take this time to promote his co-written book Good Omens. A friend of mine introduced it to me by typing up the first chapter. Then I bought it. Because it's amazing. Go buy it. Do it. You won't regret it.

First things first~

Typing is very hard for the flea. I mean 'me'. Hopping from key to key... spelling becomes quite hard. Forgive me if I mess something up, but don't be afraid to set me straight! I'll hop to it.

For those who wish to see many pictures other than ones posted every now and then on the site, you may follow the flea's tumblr here. Or rather the flea's human's tumblr. I just take over their brain from time to time to influence what pictures they reblog.

For those who want to know what the flea's life is like day to day or a quick reminder of a new post~ you may follow my twitter here. Follow @TheFlea_Nomi

The Flea has a youtube but no videos so this is pointless. No youtube for you.

For whatever else the Flea comes up with, will be posted later.

Also a special thanks to The Rabbit~ (known as Loki in other places!) for the photo of The Flea, myself that is, for my icon.

How the Flea Found the Blog

    Once upon a time, a little black flea wished to share with the world it's thoughts and feelings...and odd sense of humor. It wasn't quite sure how to go about it until it's friend, Little Penguin, taught it all about the world wide web and something about series of tubes; but that doesn't matter.

    After the flea figured out how to work a computer while being super small, it's little eyes lit up at the possibilities presented to it. Not only did it take a liking to youtube but google maps also served a purpose in making it easier to find people and animals to suck the blood out of.

    With the power of the internet at it's feelers, the flea took on the task to create a blog. 

    This is that blog.

    Welcome.