Since we're on the subject of my English teacher from my senior year in high school, I thought I might as well give out his secrets on how to mess with your class by giving examples done by him. I will do this as a dialogue.
Teacher: [After telling us about himself on the first day...] I think I'll bring my dog tomorrow! Would you guys like that?
Students: What? Can you do that? Don't you have to get permission?
Teacher: Don't worry about it! I can totally bring her.
- The next day -
Teacher: As promised~ I brought my dog with me. [He proceeds to stand there and grin.]
Students: Where is she? We don't see her.... Yeah, you lied!
Teacher: Nope! I brought her. And she's right here! [He bends behind the desk and places a jar and dog collar on top]
I'm sure you can guess what it was and what our reaction came to be.
No?
It was a jar full of his dog's ashes. He didn't lie...he brought his dog to class.
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