Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Ways to Mess With People

Since we're on the subject of my English teacher from my senior year in high school, I thought I might as well give out his secrets on how to mess with your class by giving examples done by him. I will do this as a dialogue.

Teacher: [After telling us about himself on the first day...] I think I'll bring my dog tomorrow! Would you guys like that?

Students: What? Can you do that? Don't you have to get permission?

Teacher: Don't worry about it! I can totally bring her.

- The next day -

Teacher: As promised~ I brought my dog with me. [He proceeds to stand there and grin.]

Students: Where is she? We don't see her.... Yeah, you lied!

Teacher: Nope! I brought her. And she's right here! [He bends behind the desk and places a jar and dog collar on top]

I'm sure you can guess what it was and what our reaction came to be.

No?

It was a jar full of his dog's ashes. He didn't lie...he brought his dog to class.

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